Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-3086 (?)
- SCP-3086 is a fictional character named "George the Chinchilla" that comes into existence and spreads whenever it is mentioned in text, images, or even accidentally through enough descriptive words. Once created, it rapidly infects other documents, both physical and digital, and alters them to tell an exaggerated, positive life story of a non-existent children's author/animator named Saul Szyslak, claiming he was a beloved genius who created George. The character aims to make everyone know Saul's name and has even mutated to spread through audio and speech, causing those infected to spread its narrative. Containment involves avoiding any written or visual mention of it, monitoring fan communities, and using amnestics on anyone who learns about it.
- Kruskal's tree theorem (?)
- Kruskal's tree theorem is a mathematical statement that says if you have a collection of finite trees, each with labels from a well-ordered set, then this collection of trees can also be "well-quasi-ordered" based on how one tree can be embedded into another. This means that in any infinite sequence of such trees, you will always find one tree that can be embedded into a later tree in the sequence. A notable application of this theorem is the existence of the extremely fast-growing TREE function, where TREE(3) is an unimaginably large number, far exceeding other famous large numbers like Graham's number.